Palin Has God On Her Side-Do You, Barack?

Most politicians have to spend enormous amounts of money getting out the vote, but Governor Sarah Palin is fortunate because all she has to do is lift her eyes away from gazing across the Bering Straits to Russia and simply gaze upward to get the word from God how he will assist her to gain victory. The Alaska governor refused to disclose if she would run for president in 2012, but, “you know, I have -faith is a very big part of my life. and putting my life in my creator’s hands-this is what i always do.” She admitted if God opened a door, she would be compelled to walk through it and become president because one cannot deny God what he wants. “Even if it’s cracked up a little bit, maybe I’ll plough right on through that and maybe prematurely plough through it, but don’t let me miss an open door.”

It is reassuring to know that God is keeping tabs on what happens in the United States of America and He/She will take care of us by sending Sarah Palin to save we ignorant masses. Just think, Sarah Palin is the only political leader God has ever personally selected to lead a nation. Wow!

  • Ross Komenaka

    I do not beleive Sarah Palin has god on her side. He may forgive her and her family for all trespasses such as having a child out of wedlock (both Palin and her daughter). That is not gods way. For a person to disguise being someone on gods right side is rediculous. If you beleiv in scripture such as Do unto others as you would have others do to you, then Sarah Palin should have no complaints. All the trashing she did of someone as humble as our president elect, she is now reaping what she has sown.