People Are Saying—

I am not claiming the  following story is true, but I have heard, people are saying, just about everyone I know has been saying, and, therefore I believe it is my obligation to raise some potentially embarrassing news concerning the president-elect. During the campaign he continually refused to reveal any information pertaining to his income tax returns. He was repeatedly urged to come forth with information, but the red headed guy just would not budge.

However, I have heard, I have been told, people are talking about his failure to show the American people his birth certificate! As of this date, no American has the slightest idea as to what is the name on this birth certificate. Is it Donald Hussein Trump? What are the names of his mother and father? Is there any truth to the claim that his mother’s name is: Ama al Mustafa? I don’t know. But, neither do the American people. Why not?

However, I have been told by  some people the real reason we have not seen his birth certificate is that the name on it is: DONNA!! Note the small hands, note how he waves them  as though a woman. I am NOT saying that he or she or whoever, is a woman. But, many people, hundreds, no, thousands are asking about the name on his –or her–birth certificate!!