Following are places certain people should never visit.
JOHN MCCAIN Hanoi Hilton.
GLENN BECK A week in a homeless shelter.
SARAH PALIN A Siberian vacation so she can finally visit the place she gazes at.
GEORGE CLOONEY A goat ranch so he can stare to his heart’s content.
JOE BIDEN A week in a monastery governed by the rule of silence.
GEORGE BUSH A week at an outpost in Afghanistan on top of a hill.
DICK CHENEY A tour of Hell which will be his place for eternity.
COMPUTER GEEK A cave filled with Neanderthals.