We offer a selection of places that certain people should avoid at all costs.
President Ahmadinejad: Coney Island in the summer on a very hot day.
Prime Minister Netanyahu: The annual voyage to Mecca.
Micelle Obama: A midget’s convention.
Don Rumsfeld: The reunion of Guantanamo prison inmates.
Rudy Giuliani: A week in a homeless shelter.
Ayatollah Khamenei: A meeting of the Student Union at Tehran University.
Rush Limbaugh: A weekend at a nudist colony where he can show off his body.
Joe Biden: A month in a monastery which has the vow of silence.
Hannah Montana: A week in a hotel lacking any mirrors.