PLACES GOVERNOR SANFORD CAN FIND TRUE LOVE

We believe Governor Mark Sanford is entitled to find that true love he so desperately seeks in life. Following are some suggestions for the moral leader of South Carolina.

A street corner in New Jersey containing ladies of the day or night.

A conservative Republican women’s convention.

An Alaska moonlight cruise with Sarah Palin.

A Mexican rendevous with Martha Stewart.

A Jewish Princess encounter at a bah mitzvah on Long Island.

A strip joint in Harlem.

Crossing over at a Gay convention.

24 hours on an Internet porn site.

Becoming Ann Coulter’s lap dog.

A night at the opera with a big breasted opera singer.