PLACES I DO NOT WISH TO BE IN!

Following are some places I hope never to visit.

GLENN BECK’S MIND: I do not wish to be in it when it swings into action with the latest crazy thought it has been contemplating.

IN SOMALIA — No way any part of it!

IN THE CONGO — No way any part of it.

IN A JEWISH SYNAGOGUE IN YEMEN

AT A MEETING BETWEEN SARAH PALIN AND HER DAUGHTER IN WHICH SHE DISCUSSES DEALING WITH SEX BY JUST SAYING “NO.”

IN THE NEW YORK STATE LEGISLATURE AS THEY DISCUSS THE IMPORTANCE OF ESTABLISHING AN ETHICS COMMITTEE TO EXAMINE THEIR BEHAVIOR.

AT THE MEETING BETWEEN ARNOLD SCHWZARZENEGGER AND HIS WIFE IN WHICH HE EXPLAINS WHY HE WANTED TO ENTER POLITICS.

WITH REAL ESTATE AGENTS TRYING TO SELL HOUSES AND LEASE VACANT OFFICE SPACE.

AT AN NRA MEETING CALLED TO DISCUSS WHY COLLEGE STUDENTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO BRING GUNS TO CLASSES.

WATCHING RUSH MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN TO SEE IF HE IS AS INEPT MAKING IT WITH A WOMAN AS HE IS WITH FUCKING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.