We offer a sample of expressions of love by famous people.

JOHN MCCAIN: I served my nation and underwent torture. I love torturing that coward, Obama.

JOW BIDEN: I’m from the working class. I love America in every aspect of its greatness.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: I love sounding brave and patriotic from the safety of TV studio. Just keep me away from real terrorists!

DON RUMSFELD: I love standing for hours to prove standing is healthy.

GLENN BECK: I love conspiracy theories, especially those which prove Democrats are secret agents of the Devil.

DICK CHENEY: I love playing the role of Darth Vader.

SARAH PALIN: I love being the center of attention.

NANCY PELOSI: I love cajoling and threatening and pleading to get anything passed in this Congress.

JOHN EDWARDS: I love love more than I love America.

TIGER WOODS: I would love to quit loving and just love one person.

ME: I have loved this nation for 79 years and still believe love is more powerful than hate.

GI IN AFGHANISTAN: I’d love to get back home.

JOBLESS AMERICAN: I want to love America but my pockets are empty and my heart is filled with pain.