Pray And Smoke Some Pot

Pat Roberston is a man of God, a follower of the ideas of Jesus Christ and a strong believer in the power of prayer. He recently attributed tornadoes and rain storms in the Midwest to the absence of prayer on the part of those residing in those regions. Pat thinks failure to pray, not just on Sunday, but everyday of the week sort of pissed off God and He sent a message. If you want sunny days, just send a little prayer of happiness to God. Make God happy, and your home will be safe.

Pat Robertson has also come out for legalizing marijuana. He is upset at jails filled with people simply because they took a puff of pot. “And, the penalties, the maximums, some of them could get 10 years for possession of a joint of marijuana. It makes no sense.” He did assure one and all that his lips may have partaken of the wine grape, but they have never touched the weed.

My question to Pat: If I pray and smoke pot does that mean God will send a thunderbolt to wipe out law enforcement agents seeking to arrest me?

 

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