The people of England can sleep peacefully today knowing that Prince Harry is safe. Some deranged Taliban Muslims launched an attack on Camp Bastion in Helmand Province, but the Prince was off taking care of his plane and thus never came under fire. This is simply one more attempt to kill the British royalty in order to force English troops to leave Afghanistan. Don’t they know that no decent monarchy loving Englishman will ever retreat when a member of their monarchy is under danger?
Just consider the problems arising if Prince Harry was injured. Who would be around to make stupid remarks about world events? Who would be around to have pictures taken of himself making out with a woman? Prince Harry, once more into the fray for Harry and England!!