Procreate For Mother Russia!

President elect Vladimir Putin is a man with ideas on how to restore economic and political sanity to Mother Russia–let’s all fuck non-stop! He called upon the people of Russia to focus on creating kids so that their homeland would have soldiers and consumers who will bring prosperity to all. “For Russia, every person counts. A strong happy family with several children is what the state, society, religious, educational and cultural organizations should unite their efforts.” The problem lies in alcohol, drugs and smoking which are not only killing people but preventing the creation of new people.

I assume that Mr. Putin does not have “several children” to raise. I hate to inform the Russian leader but raising several kids invariably leads to alcohol, smoking and drugs. Has this guy ever cooked for several children? Has he ever made enough money to feed such a family?  Sorry, Vladimir, the cost of college is somewhat high these days.