Pussy Punk Makes Putin Feel Putrid!

There is a land far,far away that technically goes by the name of, Russia, but its real name is Putin Land. In Putin Land there is a great leader who always speaks the truth and anyone who is against the truth naturally belongs in jail. Three members of the feminist punk band, Pussy Riot, currently are in jail for the dastardly crime of singing ANTI-PUTIN song in a church! Bail was denied to the three females and they now face charges of HOOLIGANISM! They are charged with premeditated hooliganism by singing a song in  Moscow’s Christ the Church Cathedral and having it displayed on YouTube.

It is somewhat unclear whether the “hooliganism” refers to singing a song, singing a song that is anti-Putin, singing a song inside a church, or just being feminists who do not like our Beloved Leader. Vladimir Sergeyev, a church goer summed up feeling of true red blooded Russians at this act of hooliganism: “these bastards have committed a sacrilegious act. Before the Revolution those kind of activities were punished by back-breaking labor.”

Ah, for the good old days of the Gulag! Back when no one sang songs that complained about our wonderful Russian leaders. Oh, Mr. Sergeyev works as an altar boy so when he speaks it is with the words of God.