Putin: I Am Chief Fucker!

Vladimir Putin is not only the chief executor of the land of Russia, but he also decides who can or cannot engage in sexual activities with another Russian. One can only assume the Supreme Leader desires to lead any and all Russian females into the blissed land of sexual activity. He signed into law a bill that bans anyone from informing fellow Russians about any and all acitivities involving sexual interaction between two males or two females. One can not provide “propaganda of nontraditional sexual relations” in the land of Russia. One can be fined or sent directly to jail if one provides information about lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender -you know what- to any child in your vicinity.

However, it is perfectly legal to inform the world about whatevers sexual activity the Supreme Leader engaged in today. I assume the Great Leader can do  – you know what  with whomever he cares.