Putin Supports Democracy

There are unconfirmed reports that President Vladimir Putin has decided to transform Russia into a model of what should constitute a democratic society. First, to make clear, he agreed with British Prime Minister David Cameron about the importance of ending the Syrian civil war. Putin opposes any form of violence against innocent people and hopes the world would adhere to democratic principles practiced in his beloved Russia. This is a man of peace and gentleness. Just ask anyone who has been in the care of Russian police how their rights were respected and they were treated like an old friend.

Putin is upset at the video of a rebel who took  a bite of the heart of a government soldier. “Are these the people you want to support?” asked Putin. Now, if they broke a few legs or beat the hell out of someone and put them in jail for a few years, that would prove they were men of peace and democracy!