Putin Will Handle Baby Shortage

Vladimir Putin is a man of all seasons, a man who can solve any problem, after all, years in the KGB do teach one how to be a problem solver. Russia is experiencing a drop in its population due to low births. He is proposing to improve financial and living conditions and encourage those who have left to return home and have lots of babies. If a family has two or more kids they get more money for the children.

An unannounced aspect of the program is a personal effort by the future president of Russia to ensure women have more babies. Putin intends to have baby hours for any woman in Russia who wants to get impregnated by the great man. As an alternative, women can get access to his sperm and along with each sample of his sperm they receive a new car and a signed photograph of dad.

So, ladies, get with the program. Have a Baby with Putin.

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