Quit Hugging In This School!

During the past several months the American people have been subjected to an ongoing vaudeville show by Republican men and women whose aim is to instill “conservative” values in this nation. David Heal is School Superintendent in New Jersey  of the Matawan-Aberdeen district and he is determined to end behavior among students that will lead to the end of decency and democracy in this nation. Mr. Heal has informed students that henceforth there will be no hugging. His goal is to instill “appropriate mutual relations.”

First students hug one another, then they kiss one another, then they fondle one another and you know the next step in this sequence. I am writing those who head   basketball, football and baseball leagues in order to end the practice of men hugging one another. After all, we don’t want to witness men fornicating with one another after a touchdown!