Due to our close connections with the hero of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, we are able to provide a first hand account of what is happening in this country. After checking with his highness, Muammar, it is now clear the so-called uprising is nothing more than a botched attempt by the Israel Mossad to create chaos in this peaceful land of happy people. Muammar assured this correspondent the entire situation is caused by young men and women high on drugs given them by Mossad and that once they regain normality everything will return to normal. We offer first hand accounts of what the Great Leader is saying to the world:
“I am a fighter, a revolutionary, from tents. I will die as a martyr at the end.”
After checking with the great democratic leader, Fidel Castro we have been told that stories about alleged violence in Libya can be best understood in this way: “We have to wait the necessary time to know with rigor how much is truth or lies.” After all, Fidel is a revolutionary who has created a paradise of peace, prosperity and democracy in the island kingdom of Cuba.
Oh, we just talked with President Daniel Ortega, the democratic leader of Guatamala who wanted Muammar to know he “expressed his support.”
Oops, here comes something from Italy where Silvio Berlusconi who has been smeared by Mossad agents who spread lies that Silvio fools around with young girls. Silvio is happy to announce that after talking with Muammar, he is now assured, “everything is fine.”
Flash from the Arab League: “We urge the initiation of national dialogue to respond to the demands of the Libyan people.” We have been assured by reliable sources in the government that it is clear the Arab League is now working for Mossad.
Anyway, the good news is that Muammar is ready to die a martyr for the people of Libya. We wish him success in becoming a martyr.