Members of the Republican party have spent the past year working as hard as they can to ensure Americans lack access to health care, lack access to food, lack access to jobs, but now they have gone too far. Republican Rep. Michael Grimm was in a wine bar-whatever that is– when he decided to go into a unisex restroom to comfort a woman. He reportedly spent 17 minutes engaged with her in some sort of act of sex. After all, he has spent months engaged in acts of fucking the American people so what is wrong with doing it to a female. When it comes to fucking people, just contact your nearest Republican legislator. They definitely are Number One in the world.
Oh, Grimm denies it lasted seventeen minutes.