Republicans, Party Of Witches And Covens!

Republicans never cease complaining that Barack Obama was never born in the United States and that he represents the views of foreign people. Little did the American people realize that Republicans have a different perspective on who should lead the American people. Christine O’Donnell, the newly designated leader of those seeking to restore America to the good old days, is really connected to the days of witches and covens. She admitted to dabbling in witchcraft. “I dabbled in witchcraft. I never joined a coven. I hung around with people who were doing these things. One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar.” After going to a movie with a witch, she had “a picnic on a satanic altar.” I guess we Americans failed to recognize when the Tea Party refers to the “restoring America” it means restoring the good old days of witches in Salem, Massachusetts. I now understand why the Tea Party hates Barack Obama, he simply is not into witches and making out on satanic altars.

Who are these people in the Tea Party? How can any intelligent American believe the nation has to be entrusted to people who dabble in witchcraft? Of course, maybe we need the witches to dabble in witchcraft and restore our economy to what it used to be.