Republicans Swim For Christ

Republican Eric Cantor, who regards himself as an outstanding expert on Middle Eastern issues took a fact  finding group of fellow Republicans to Israel to seek out the reality of what is happening. Much to my amazement, these religious minded politicians went out for a night fof booze. I assume this was part of  fact finding–how many Muslim terrorists get drunk in a single night? At some point during the night of fact finding, they decided since they were in Israel and some guy named Jesus Christ also lived here, why not attempt to replicate his walking on water in the Sea of Galilee?

Led by Rep. Michael Grimm(under investigation for alleged corruption) they plunged into the Sea of Galilee with naked Michael at the lead. If Jesus could walk on water why not Republicans who can cut taxes and lower debts. Frankly, I would love to see Jesus try that trick.

Anyway, the new Republican slogan is: Swim For Christ!