Rick Rambles Into Retirement

It was just a few months ago when America was given assurances from the mouth which roars in a southern accent that he would guard the pass leading into freedom valley regardless of cost to his own person. Alas, that was yesterday and today Rick Perry told the world he was headed back for the last roundup in Texas and would no longer grace our presence with his words of wisdom. He decided to endorse the candidacy of Newt Gingrich.

Frankly, I do not know if such an endorsement is either good or bad news from the mouth who rants platitudes describing his heroism. Of course, Newt received also received an endorsement from the  wise woman of  Alaska. Upon hearing that Sarah and Todd from northern climes had endorsed his run for the presidency, Newt said “I was honored and delighted last night when she said it.” He assured her followers that if elected, Newt would give her a place of honor by his side.

Now that he not only has God on his side, but the Goddess of ignorance, how can Newt lose??