Rick Santorum -Savior Of America!

Americans can sleep in peace this evening since it is now clear they have a candidate for president who will end the era of Obama and replace it with a good Christian world in which the good are rewarded and the evil sent you know where. Rick Santorum has declared his candidacy for president of the United States. Have you lost your job? Have you witnessed a reduction in pay? Did they foreclose on your house and take it away? Do you lack health insurance and dread having to be bossed around by some government bureaucrat who wants to tell you what to do? Do your children lack money to pay for their college tuition? Well, my friends, hope is now available to those in dire need of good jobs and economic security. Rick has ridden tot he rescue!

OK, so there are those who doubt, there are nay-sayers who do not believe that Rick has a program to spark the American economy. Let me spell out how this man from Pennsylvania is going to restore prosperity to the nation:

1. NO MORE ABORTION! We will end the legalization of murdering children!

2. NO MORE GAY MARRIAGES! No more smirking men holding hands or women kissing one another. Rick is going to end this abomination of evil!

3. MORE TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY! If wealthy people have more money, they can hire more maids and people to tend gardens!

I assume anyone reading this will finally understand that by ending abortion and gay marriages, economic prosperity will return to our fair land. Reduce the burden of high taxes on the wealthy and they will use that extra money to invest in maids,servants, gardeners, and people to take care of their yachts! It is a ripple effect, it begins with ending taxes on the wealthy and the end result is great jobs for all Americans. Of course, when we say, “all Americans,” we do not mean gays and lesbians. Let them get their own jobs!

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