Rick Santorum Still Lives!

I happened to be flipping my TV tool when what did I encounter? Rick Santorum live on TV and talking to reporters! I was informed by Rick that “I’ve been looking intot the presidential election race in 2016.” Wow! Imagine at least twelve months listening to the wise words of the man from Pennsylvania!I sort of miss Rick, the Santorum, Rick, not the Texas, Rick. My Rick is sincere and he has access to God, I mean direct access since all he has to do is pick up the phone, and God answers his request for a talk. My Rick has lovely children. He loves his wife. He, of course, is somewhat confused about world affairs and thinks that Philadelphia is a foreign land. After all, it has a lot of black faces on the streets.

But, Rick is among the few who knows how to end poverty in America. It is very simple. Let us return to the wonderful days of slavery and allow poor folk to voluntarily become offical slaves to the masters of Wall Street. Problem solved and no lazy folk using our tax money in order to eat. All will have jobs and private individuals, not the government, will feed these lazy bastards!