Following are jobs that would fit the personality of some people.
RUDY GIULIANI: Pope
BLACKWATER GUARD: Terrorist.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Garbage collector.
COLLEGE PROFESSOR: Used car salesman.
KEY MAKER: Safecracker.
JOHN MCCAIN: Head of Annapolis.
HANNAH MONTANA: Two headed woman in a circus.
CIGARETTE SHOP OWNER: Owner of a Mortuary.
IRS AGENT: Priest.
GLENN BECK: Delivers manure to farms.