Rob A Car In Russia, But Don’t Protest!

Vladimir Putin is once again president of Russia and once again, there is need in HIS nation for law and order.Of course, the law is what he says and the order is to obey his orders. The lower house of the Russian parliament passed a law which increases fines for those who protest against the reign of our Beloved Leader,Vladimir Putin. Examine the following list of fines:

Protest agains the government of Our Leader:  From $600 to $9,000

Prostitution:  $75

Car-jacking:  $3,600

Nuclear materials storage violation:  $150.

We suggest that protesters carry some uranium in their brief case while shouting in the streets of Moscow. I guess they can pay the $150!