Rocket Marijuana

I shot an arrow into the air, it fell to earth in Texas, fair. There are those in Congress who seek to build a high, high fence on the border between the United States and Mexico in order to keep out those damn illegal folk and their damn drugs. Of course, any drug lord can get some ladders and simply walk over the fence. Or, any drug lords can simply find the means for men carrying drugs to vault over the fence. Alas, those damn drug lords have uncovered a new means to get over the fence. Border patrol folk discovered that drug lords now have a cannon which fires shells which contain drugs within them and they land in the virgin soil of Texas. About 33 pounds of marijuana were discovered in the desert.

Alas, for drug lords the patrol guys got their drugs before they could get them. I think it is time in Congress to hire some drug lords to advise the idiots in our government on methods to get drugs over the border. First, one  must know how drugs get over the border before figuring out how to halt this flow.

Of course, there is always the simple way to handle drugs-LEGALIZE THEM!!