Hannah Gastonguay and her husband, Sean, decided they could no longer live in the country of the United States because its tyrannical government was allowing people to engage in homosexuality and free love and other such horrible ideas. Sean and Hannah gazed at maps and found an isolated island of Kiribati which was off the coast of Chile. So, they packed up the kids, along with her father-in-law and set sail in May from San Diego headed for freedom from the evil land of the USA. Sailing in the Pacific Ocean in a tiny boat is not necessarily the best way to spend one’s spring, but the island had few people and one could spend the day never having to watch Fox News or listen to Republicans denounce health care or the wonderful words of Rush and Bill and the folks at Fox News. Imagine, an entire week without a vote to repeal the Affordable Health Care Act!
Fortunately, the tiny boat got found and they were flown back to the land of homos and young people fiddling with their IPads. Frankly, after the next vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act, I might just find me a tiny boat and sail away.