Santorum Crosses Delaware!

Rick Santorum may trail Mitt Romney by over four hundred delegate votes, but he will not give in to defeatism. Rick has been anointed by God himself to defend and protect this nation from the hordes of evil establishment folk who reside in both the Republican and Democratic parties. Rick is the only candidate who stands for “the people.” Of course when he stands for “the people” you should understand that means those who oppose abortion rights, who defend gun rights,  who oppose public schools and believe Jesus was clear on one point– if you are poor, blame yourself and quit whining and seeking the wealth of your moral superiors–those with gobs of money.

At this point in the campaign, Rick has found a model. In his speech on Tuesday night he compared himself to George Washington. Everyone told George not to cross the Delaware River and attack the British, but he sailed across and won just as Rick is going to sail into the convention and WIN!

Rick, there is one slight problem. George Washington established the Bank of the US which was a Federal bank. He disliked state militia. He wanted a strong federal government. Rick, are you certain about being like George??