Sarah P And Bristol P Trademark Names

Sarah P and Bristol P are seeking to have their names be under trademark protection as to usage by the world. Prior to being denied an opportunity to use the name of Sarah P—- or Bristol P—- let me suggest some ways in which substitute versions of their names can be used:

Sarah Pinhead was named moron of the year.

Sarah Pain has caused most poor people to endure the pain of further poverty.

Sarah Puddinhead is among the leading contenders in the battle for the most Ignorant Person of the Year award.

Bristol by any other name is still a notch away from wining any dance contest.

Sarah and Bristol can get jobs in advertising: “Dance away from problems you create by finding some nice black dude to blame”

SarahBristol is not the name of a toothpaste.

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