Secret Service No Longer Secret

I certainly expected higher standards of performance from those who work in our Secret Service. OK, they spent thousands of dollars on prostitutes and leading the good life in Colombia while allegedly guarding the president against secret terrorists. Little did  President Obama realize the only secret people in his vicinity were the guys who were supposed to  guard him against those secret folk.

Administration spokesperson Jay Carney insists there will be a” complete investigation in order to avoid making determinations about the conclusion of the investigation.” There is no question this is very clear, but rather confusing. The entire world knows what happened, but Washington must conduct an investigation as to what  happened. Only in America