Security personnel at La Guardia airport did a fantastic job of avoiding a possible massive terrorist plot that might have led to the death of thousands. Their alert eyes spotted this 89 year old man in a wheelchair. There was something suspicious about the man and when confronted, he spoke with some sort of foreign accent. The security team went into action, according to an observer, “they gave him the full pat-down. None of the agents seemed to know who he was.”
Actually, the alleged Muslim terrorist was former US Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, who happens to be Jewish, but what the heck, he looked suspicious sitting in a wheelchair. He might have been hiding bombs, or, perhaps even worse, copies of his speeches.
We can all sleep comfortably tonight knowing airport security is watching elderly men in wheelchairs.