Seen The Virgin Mary Recently?

For some reason the Virgin Mary appears to some people and not to others. For years I have been upset the Virgin Mary never appears to we Jews even though she most probably was born and raised a Jew. Dubliner Joe Coleman is the latest person who has made contact with someone up in the sky and around 15,000 of his followers are gathering at the Knock Shrine to see a vision or, at least, what passes for a vision these days. The Catholic Church is quite upset at these unauthorized “sightings” since they already have a monopoly on what can or can not be seen up in the sky. Clergy fear that on December 8, the feast time of the Immaculate Conception, a crowd of thousands will gather to see the blessed Virgin Mary when she descends from Heaven. Mr. Coleman has assured one and all there will be a message from Mary since he is now her appointed conduit to the human race.

According to reports people are seeing things in the sky. What bothers me is how come Catholic angels can float around the sky but we never see any Jewish or Muslim ones. I guess it’s the luck of the Irish when it comes to Virgin Marys and angels.