SHOW ME THE DOUGH SAY CHINESE!

A new Chinese Reality TV show, “If You Are One” has finally convinced Republican conservatives of the importance of working with China. The show presents gorgeous women and men loaded with money who seek to persuade females to accept invitations for a date. Men offer money, cars, planes, bank accounts and luxurious homes in order to lure females into their web of friendship. One man offered a  girl possession of a bike only to be told, “I’d rather cry in a BMW.” Producer, Wang Reijie notes: “through this show you can tell  what China is thinking about.”

Unfortunately, censors are appalled at this blatant presentation of capitalism and are threatening to close down a show which attracts 50,000,000 viewers. Finally, Republicans can embrace communism which apparently is the only capitalist show in town. Newt, Mitt, Rick, Rick, Ron and Michele agree–on with the show!

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