Silence Of The Cell Phones

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, it was expected that students would pay attention in class, but this terrible law oppressed children who had better things to do with their time during the day than learn something about science or math or history. After all, where was Heidi going after school or who was having a party tonight were much more important issues. So, lo and behold, the evil teacher ogre had the Danish government pass a law that allowed educators to confiscate cell phones for an “indefinite period” rather than return them after class. This law was terribly unfair and took away the right to chat and laugh and have fun. After all, wasn’t that the object of going to school?

A gold star for Denmark in passing the new law which allows teachers to seize and hold cell phones.