Silvio Slides Sideways From Power

Ah, Silvio, we knew ye well. My buddy Silvio was the best politician in the world as far as assisting cartoonists or those writing satire to engage in their tasks. Imagine Italy without their great leader, imagine stories that will not be written about underage females, parties by the pool side in which baring one’s breast meant literally taking off the bra. Silvio has finally existed the halls of power in Italy, and we suspect along with his departure will be a drop in circulation for papers which engage in highlighting the lives of those in power.

But, Silvio left a message to one and all. “To those who celebrated what has been described as my exit from the scene, I say  that from tomorrow I shall be redoubling my efforts to reform tax, justice and the institutions of Italy.”

I believe this means he will be redoubling efforts to assist young females to earn their living.