Silvio, We Know You Well!

Silvio Berlusconi is the wealthiest man in Italy and has used his money and control over the media to become prime minister of the country. Silvio has always portrayed himself as a man of God, a man of religion, a true conservative and defender of the Italian family–unlike those radicals who seek to destroy the essence of Italian morality. But, alas, Silvio is addicted to this thing called –SEX! He enjoys sex, he plays at sex and has wonderful bung-bunga parties where girls of all ages cavort and socialize.

El Mahroug, a 16 year old girl caught his fancy and he showered her with money and attention as he played the role of sex hero of middle age men. Alas, fooling around with teen age girls can be against the law and Silvio has been charged with crimes. Prosecutors introduced tapes of the Moroccan bomb shell discussing her sex life with Silvio.

“He called me yesterday and said I’ll give you all the money you want, I’ll pay you, I’ll cover you in gold, but the important thing is that you hide everything and don’t tell anyone anything.” Yes, as El Maroug says, “he’s crazy about me… he told me to act crazy.”  I am so glad that conservatives set an example of good family life for all we sinners of the left.