Sound Asleep With Santorum

I, together with millions of Americans, have been compelled to once again listen to the sage of the Santorum family. He winds up with about 17% of the vote, stands before a microphone with wife next to him, and then proceeds to retell for the 20th time the Santorum Saga. His grandfather was an Italian immigrant coal miner which qualifies the grandson to become president of the United States. Rick takes about twenty minutes to recount and recount the story of grandfather and his worn hands and body.

After five minutes Rick thanks God while those listening are begging God to take this boring guy up to heaven. Rick raises hands in air because he got 17% of  the vote and promises to go on to Florida and get at least 15% of the vote. Actually, the reason for going to Florida is for the opportunity to tell about grandfather and his rugged hands  and to praise God for giving him 17% of the vote.

If God or his grandfather loved him so damn much, how come they can’t get him at least 20% of the vote?

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