Southern Grits Lack Taste To Romney

Mitt Romney in an effort to win over Southern folk boasted of his new found love for grits and his ability to say, “y’all.” Unfortunately, most Southern conservatives in Alabama and Mississippi realized a Yankee was trying to fool them and voted for a Yankee from Pennsylvania who spends his days fooling the American people with endless stories about his coal miner grandfather. Rick Santorum won in these two southern states and is determined to gain the Republican presidential nomination.

What does one say about an America in which over 40% of those polled indicated a liking for the ignorant bigot from Pennsylvania. Elect this dodo brain and if Americans think unemployment is high today, just wait for Santorum America!

Poor Mitt, he had to eat that abominable food and all he got for doing it was a stomach ache.