Spider-Man Rallies Behind Obama

Once Spider-Man discovered newly elected president Barack Obama was a childhood fan of the intrepid defender of the oppressed, it was simply a matter of time before the masked marvel came to the rescue of the president-elect. A special issue of Marvel Comics has a special issue in which Spider-Man’s alter ego, Peter Parker, is taking photographs of the inauguration when he discovers the presence of two identical Obamas. Parker decides the “future president’s gonna need Spider Man” and uses his knowledge the real Obama is a whiz at basketball to uncover the fraud and ensure the United States is in the firm hands of the man from Illinois.

Spider Man is on guard to protect the nerd-in-chief against all evil-doers. The only unanswered question is — where the hell was Spider-Man these past eight years!!