Stories That Will Never Appear

In this blog we ordinarily present stories that did appear in the world press. We thought you might be interested in stories that did not appear,nor will they ever appear.

1. John Boehner Demands Higher Wages For American Workers

2. Ted Cruz demands citizenship for all immigrants, since he comes from immigrants.

3. Donald Sterling says he is a secret gay man who loves black men.

4. Beyonce stands still.

5. Barack Obama fires the head of the Veterans Administration due to incompetence.

6. The New York Knicks win the NBA championship!

7. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series for the first time in a hundred years!

8. Vladimir Putin hugs and kisses a gay man.

9. Boko Haram admits it is composed of crazy men.

10. No new social media for an entire day.