TEA PARTY SERMON ON MOUNT

At this Christmas it is only appropriate on our part to present the Tea Party version of the Sermon on the Mount.

Blessed are the wealthy for they are the true servants of God.

Blessed are the poor who must serve the wishes of the wealthy.

Blessed are the war makers for they kill in the name of Jesus Christ.

Blessed are the voices of hate for they drown out the weak voices of love.

Blessed are those who do not aid homeless people who are too lazy to work.

Blessed are those who strive for lower taxes for the wealthy for their’s is the Kingdom of God.

Blessed are those who deny rights to illegals for Heaven is only for the legal.

Blessed is Glenn Beck for pointing the path leading to the African birth place of Barack Obama.

Blessed are those who seek health care for the wealthy because Heaven has no place for ill people.

Blessed are those who celebrate their Confederate ancestors for God has always been in favor of slavery.

Blessed are those who oppose gay rights because God’s Heaven is only for straight people.