Tears Of Berlusconi

These are difficult days for Mr. Silvio Berlusconi. He is the wealthiest man in Italy, he is the Italian male who has imprenated more Italian females than any other. Alas, he is being charged with criminal actions that will prevent him playing a role in government. On Sunday, he received a letter from his children assuring him of their love. He cried and cried and cried. Actually, he cries about efforts of clerics or politicians or prosecutors or judges or women who testify about his sexual prowess in impregnating their bodies. The four time prime minister tells friends of his anger against “politicized judges,” who want to “finish him off” and the anger of being taken out of a court room in HANDCUFFS! He is SILVIO!

The rich man is now prepared to without his party’s support, compel the government to collapse and await a call to return to power. Alas,he is now legally unable to participate in government. Well, at least he has time to cry and cry.