The Modern Republican Party

A few descriptive statements about the modern Republican party.

A party of boorish congressmen who rustle papers and twitter when the president is speaking.

A party which has an outstanding record of being able to say, “no.”

A party which lacks intellectual power to identify a problem.

A party devoid of solutions to problems.

A party which dwells in the sewers of revenge.

A party which hides in the darkness of revenge.

A party whose founder has asked God to remove his name from membership in this collection of trolls.

A party which extolls violence toward opponents in the name of security.

A party whose behavior makes one long for the ethical George Bush.

A party which ignores its great past–the party of Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Bob LaFollette, Wendel Wilkie, and Bob Taft.