A few descriptive statements about the modern Republican party.
A party of boorish congressmen who rustle papers and twitter when the president is speaking.
A party which has an outstanding record of being able to say, “no.”
A party which lacks intellectual power to identify a problem.
A party devoid of solutions to problems.
A party which dwells in the sewers of revenge.
A party which hides in the darkness of revenge.
A party whose founder has asked God to remove his name from membership in this collection of trolls.
A party which extolls violence toward opponents in the name of security.
A party whose behavior makes one long for the ethical George Bush.
A party which ignores its great past–the party of Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Bob LaFollette, Wendel Wilkie, and Bob Taft.



