The Republican Family

We offer some glimpses into the Republican Family at its annual dinner gathering.

Rick Santorum is the kid brother who constantly tries to get  word in edgewise and is ignored so he finally found Jesus who will get him recognized.

Newt Gingrich is the uncle who believes himself clever and will ramble on about his latest brilliant idea.

Michele Bachmann is the kid sister who chats on and on.

Mitt Romney is the boy who believes himself the smartest one in the family and by God he wants all to know it.

Ron Paul is the nutty uncle with weird ideas.

Herman Cain is the cousin from whom one should never purchase one of his “bargains.”

Sarah Palin is the aunt who wants to boss everyone.

George Bush is the son one never talks about.

Rick Perry is the family macho man.