We offer a sample of jobs that would fit the needs of the following people.
SARAH PALIN: Strip tease artiste in a bar in the Yukon.
TIGER WOODS: A seminary which has the vow of abstinence.
GOV. DAVID PATTERSON: Director of a school for deaf and blind politicians.
HARRY REID: Lion tamer in a circus. (one other than Congress)
LARRY SUMMERS: Math teacher in a Harlem high school.
TONY BLAIR: Sergeant in a British platoon in Afghanistan.
SENATOR JIM DEMINT: Director of a Homeless shelter for impoverished millionaires.
COACH OF NY KNICKS: Coach of the Los Angeles Lakers
RUDY GIULIANI: Shoveling shit in a farm field.