The Right Job For The Right People

We offer a sample of jobs that would fit the needs of the following people.

SARAH PALIN: Strip tease artiste in a bar in the Yukon.

TIGER WOODS: A seminary which has the vow of abstinence.

GOV. DAVID PATTERSON: Director of a school for deaf and blind politicians.

HARRY REID: Lion tamer in a circus. (one other than Congress)

LARRY SUMMERS: Math teacher in a Harlem high school.

TONY BLAIR: Sergeant in a British platoon in Afghanistan.

SENATOR JIM DEMINT: Director of a Homeless shelter for impoverished millionaires.

COACH OF NY KNICKS: Coach of the Los Angeles Lakers

RUDY GIULIANI: Shoveling shit in a farm field.