The Sky IS Falling On Climate Change!

After taking advantage of our future space capsule we are ready to report the situation on Earth in the year 2099. Following are some highlights:

BM: I am reporting from what used to be known as the island of Manhattan. The new underwater Wall Street complex is up and ready to roll with bankers taking advantage of the splendid new underwater restaurant underneath what used to be called, 42nd Street.

ES: I am on the new US Enterprise which is making voyage around the northern part of Canada on our way to the Northern Riveria that is located in northern Alaska. We expect several days of fun and frolic in the warm Arctic Ocean.

BS: Let me introduce you to Ms. DP who is among the original inhabitants of the new state of New Miami located in what used to be known as the South Pole. American forces made a surprise invasion of the area and the American government announced placement of a nuclear weapon base on the southern continent.

Oh well, this could be the future due to the inept frightened people who led the world in 2009. Anyone with an ounce of sense knew that global warming was taking place, but how to convince idiots in the world who preferred the scientific expertise of Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh to that of trained scientists. After all, spending your life in laboratories may result in knowing something esoteric such as global warming, but it doesn’t compare to real life hands-on experience in killing deer. Who would you trust with your future, a brilliant scientist such as Glenn Beck or some person who graduated from MIT?

It was December 18, 2009 in the city of Copenhagen where world leaders came together to discuss global warming. As the week proceeded and it became clear they feared losing votes back home to solving global problems, the brave ones headed for home. President Obama of the USA tried hammering out an agreement which was characterized by his own spokesman as “not sufficient to combat the threat of climate change, but it’s an important first step.”

Unfortunately, as the years passed, there was never a second or third step and climate changed. In the end, predictions came true, but according to Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, the entire process of what is known as “climate change” is a plot by Socialist secret agents working for Socialist President Barack Obama to destroy the lives of God fearing Americans.