Tiger In The Woodshed?

Tiger Woods is in trouble with his wife, who for some reason, does not believe it is OK to have affairs with 14 women while married to her. It is quite clear Ms. Nerdegen is becoming upset over a lot of smoke and no fire. As far as we know, Tiger has not spawned any little cubs as a result of his engagement with several women and he remains true to his beloved wife when it comes to having babies. Surely, that must be recognized as an expression of love. OK, he is a man who stands tall and swings a nasty club, but she fails to realize that by engaging in such sex he is merely strengthening his ability to swing a golf club. If you can aim your weapon at a small opening in a woman it stands to reason that you can aim your golf club at a small hole in the ground.

On the other hand, Silvio Berlusconi, who openly has flings with women of all ages, sizes and colors, got a punch in the nose. Perhaps, Tiger could ask his wife to hit him in the nose and end her anger. Silvio is adored by millions of Italian women for having fun with women other than his wife. Has Tiger ever considered seeking to become Prime Minister of Italy?