True Story Of 9/11 Attacks

We are pleased to provide our readers with a secret document we were able to steal from Mossad and CIA sources. We reprint interesting sections of this report.

Mossad to CIA:
The recent speech by President Ahmadinejad in which he claims many people in the world do not believe Muslims were responsible for the 9/11 attacks raises issues in our office as to how we can curtail any such reports from circulating. As your office knows all too well, the secret conference held by President Bush in the Beth Israel synagogue in April, 2001 could be discovered by Iranian agents. As you and I know, it was at that famous conference Bush and our office made the decision to attack the World Trade Center in order to free Bush to launch attacks against Muslim strongholds in Afghanistan and Iraq. How can we prevent the Beth Israel Conference from becoming known?

CIA to Mossad:
Our office is greatly concerned, given we now have as president a man whose father was part of the attack group on the World Trade Center. We have secretly been taping Obama’s office to make certain he was not told by his Kenya father about the Beth Israel Conference.

Mossad to CIA:
We are increasingly concerned about rising poll numbers in Muslim nations which indicate belief in the existence of an American-Israel attack. I have been in contact with Glenn Beck, who pretends to be Mormon, but as you and I know, he is in reality a secret Jew whose father was a top rank Mossad agent. How about him launching a campaign of lines leading to Arab capitals in order to explain the origin of the attacks?

CIA to Mossad:
Part of our problem is getting the State Department from debunking the idea of an American launched attack. We have urged them to have America take credit for the attack. Anything the State Department says is never believed so say we Did attack and the entire conspiracy theory will go down the drain.

Mossad to CIA:
Fantastic idea! Perhaps, Israel could adopt the same strategy. We will agree with all nutty conspiracy theories and that will lead to the end of the theories.

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