Unemployment Said Any Other Way Is No Job

Each generation creates its own words to describe life. “Pay Day” in the early decades of the 20th century was, “the Eagle shits on Friday.” It is not surprising that new words are entering our vocabulary to describe life in our times. Among some new expressions one should learn:

Funemployment– an interesting way to describe lacking a job or money.

Broken Society — an accurate description of our Congress and life as citizens.

Tweetheart–Always at your beck and call.

Tweet tooth –one sweet cell phone is you ask me.

How about:

Besarambaugh –Three fools in search of the truth.

Teaporting — in the old days we said, bullshitting

To be Obamad — When you stand at a party and allow everyone to insult you while keeping a smile on your face.