Following are unlikely jobs for people in high places.

SARAH PALIN: Governor of New York.

TEA PARTY ACTIVIST: Counselor to Homeless who need health care.

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU: Human Rights Lawyer in Cairo.

JACOB ZUMA: Director of HIV program in his South Africa.

BILL CLINTON: A comic’s straight man.

GLENN BECK: Strawberry picker in fields of California.

MANNY RAMIREZ: Little league coach.

NANCY PELOSI: Secretary to Sarah Palin.

ARNE DUNCAN: ETS Tester testing success of Cabinet Members.

NEWT GINGRICH: Marriage counselor.