V Is For Vagina In Michigan

Republican members of the Michigan state legislature are very upset at language  used by Representative Lisa Brown on the floor of the House of Representatives. As any decent person knows when there is reference to the V thing that women have, good  mannered people refer to it “as the thing between the legs of women.” After all, we certainly do not wish to use vulgar language like completing the word that begins with the letter–V.  Ms. Brown was banned from speaking in the  legislature for using dirty, filthy language.

In stating her opposition to the proposed bill which makes abortion difficult to obtain in the state of Michigan, she said: “Mr. Speaker, I am flattered that you’re all  so interested in my vagina, but no means no.” Shouts of horror erupted in the hall of the legislature. Someone actually described the thing women have at the bottom of their chest.

Rep.Mike Collton, speaking for all decent folk said: “What she said was offensive. It was so offensive that I don’t want to even say it in front of women.” Of course, not. Simply say, “do you have a thing that is where you pee?” What bothers me is that Mike does not want to say, “vagina”but he sure wants to stick his prick in his wife’s thing!